Engineering Quotes
“The road to success is always under construction”
Get it right….CIVIL ENGINEERS
Get it right….CIVIL ENGINEERS
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
– Douglas Adams
– Douglas Adams
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Aeroplanes are not designed by science, but by art in spite of some pretence and humbug to the contrary. I do not mean to suggest that engineering can do without science, on the contrary, it stands on scientific foundations, but there is a big gap between scientific research and the engineering product which has to be bridged by the art of the engineer.
– British Engineer to the Royal Aeronautical Society, 1922.
– British Engineer to the Royal Aeronautical Society, 1922.
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A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible
– Freeman Dyson
– Freeman Dyson
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A great bridge is a great monument which should serve to make known the splendour and genius of a nation; one should not occupy oneself with efforts to perfect it architecturally, for taste is always susceptible to change, but to conserve always in its form and decoration the character of solidity which is proper.
– Jean Peronnet
– Jean Peronnet
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn’t have the personality of an accountant.
– An Arts graduate’s view of engineers
– An Arts graduate’s view of engineers
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
– John Prebble
– John Prebble
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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
– Phillip Johnson-Laird
– Phillip Johnson-Laird
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Engineering is the art of modelling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyse so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.
– Dr AR Dykes
– Dr AR Dykes
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Engineering problems are under-defined, there are many solutions, good, bad and indifferent. The art is to arrive at a good solution. This is a creative activity, involving imagination, intuition and deliberate choice.
– Ove Arup
– Ove Arup
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Engineering refers to the practice of organizing the design and construction [and, I would add operation] of any artifice which transforms the physical world around us to meet some recognized need.
– GFC Rogers
– GFC Rogers
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Engineers … are not mere technicians and should not approve or lend their name to any project that does not promise to be beneficent to man and the advancement of civilization
– John Fowler
– John Fowler
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Engineers … are not superhuman. They make mistakes in their assumptions, in their calculations, in their conclusions. That they make mistakes is forgivable; that they catch them is imperative. Thus it is the essence of modern engineering not only to be able to check one’s own work but also to have one’s work checked and to be able to check the work of others.
– Henry Petroski
– Henry Petroski
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Experience serves not only to confirm theory, but differs from it without disturbing it, it leads to new truths which theory only has not been able to reach.
– Dalembert
– Dalembert
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From the laying out of a line of a tunnel to its final completion, the work may be either a series of experiments made at the expense of the proprietors of the project, or a series of judicious applications of the results of previous experience.
– HS Drinker
– HS Drinker
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Go for civil engineering, because civil engineering is the branch of engineering which teaches you the most about managing people. Managing people is a skill which is very, very useful and applies almost regardless of what you do.
– Sir John Harvey Jones
– Sir John Harvey Jones
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He … insists that no mathematical formula, however exact it may appear to be, can be of greater accuracy than the assumptions on which it is based, and he draws the conclusion that experience still remains the great teacher and final judge.
– James Kip Finch
– James Kip Finch
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He was living like an engineer in a mechanical world. No wonder he had become dry as a stone.
– Simone de Beauvoir
– Simone de Beauvoir
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His father loved him dearly, but his work, that of a civil engineer, had left him with but little time for his family. Energetic, active, and always taken up with some responsible work, he did not spoil his children with excessive tenderness.
– Mme Estafavia
– Mme Estafavia
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
– Sir Horace Lamb
– Sir Horace Lamb
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Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.
– William Blake
– William Blake
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In practical work he can be ingenious with regard to modifying apparatus; he uses engineering rather than imagination.
– Head Teacher’s reference for a student applying to University
– Head Teacher’s reference for a student applying to University
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It takes an engineer to undertake the training of an engineer and not, as often happens, a theoretical engineer who is clever on a blackboard with mathematical formulae but useless as far as production is concerned.
– The Rev EB Evans
– The Rev EB Evans
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Let him not be grasping nor have his mind preoccupied with … receiving perquisites, but let him with dignity keep up his position by establishing a good reputation. No work can be rightly done without honesty and incorruptibility.
– Vitruvius
– Vitruvius
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Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly, they don’t have to sew buttons.
– Heywood Broun
– Heywood Broun
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No greater care is required upon any works than upon such as are to withstand the action of water; for this reason, all parts of the work need to be done exactly according to the rules of the art which all workmen know, but few observe.
– Sextus Julius Frontinus
– Sextus Julius Frontinus
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Nor aught availed him now
To have built in heaven high towers; nor did he scape
By all his engines, but was headlong sent
With his industrious crew to build in hell.
– John Milton
To have built in heaven high towers; nor did he scape
By all his engines, but was headlong sent
With his industrious crew to build in hell.
– John Milton
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Nothing can be of great worth or holy which is the work of builders and mechanics.
– Zeno, Stoic Philosopher
– Zeno, Stoic Philosopher
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Nothing is so inspiring as seeing big works well laid out and planned and a real engineering organisation.
– Frederick Handley Page
– Frederick Handley Page
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One has to watch out for engineers – they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.
– Marcel Pagnol
– Marcel Pagnol
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Phases of a Project:
1 — Exultation
2 — Disenchantment
3 — Search for the Guilty
4 — Punishment of the Innocent
5 — Praise for the Uninvolved
– Anon
1 — Exultation
2 — Disenchantment
3 — Search for the Guilty
4 — Punishment of the Innocent
5 — Praise for the Uninvolved
– Anon
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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
– Thomas Koenig
– Thomas Koenig
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
– Douglas Adams
– Douglas Adams
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There can be little doubt that in many ways the story of bridge building is the story of civilisation. By it we can readily measure an important part of a people’s progress.
– Franklin D Roosevelt
– Franklin D Roosevelt
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Therefore O students study mathematics and do not build without foundations.
– Leonardo Da Vinci
– Leonardo Da Vinci
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…as for earthquakes, though they were still formidable, they were so interesting that men of science could hardly regret them.
– Bertrand Russell
– Bertrand Russell
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This is not the age of pamphleteers. It is the age of engineers. The spark-gap is mightier than the pen. Democracy will not be salvaged by men who talk fluently, debate forcefully and quote aptly.
– Lancelot Hogben
– Lancelot Hogben
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We shape our buildings, thereafter they shape us.
– Winston Churchill
– Winston Churchill
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When engineers and quantity surveyors discuss aesthetics and architects study what cranes do we are on the right road.
– Ove Arup
– Ove Arup
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You have been found guilty of indulging in unnatural practices under one of London’s most beautiful bridges.
– Judge reprimanding prisoner before sentence
Urban myth at the Bar
– Judge reprimanding prisoner before sentence
Urban myth at the Bar
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A Project on Residential Building
This presentation covers following topics
1. Analysis And Design Of Residential Building
2. Principles Of Planning
3. Structural Planning And Designing
4. Slabs
5. Beams
6. Columns
7. Foundation
This presentation covers following topics
1. Analysis And Design Of Residential Building
2. Principles Of Planning
3. Structural Planning And Designing
4. Slabs
5. Beams
6. Columns
7. Foundation
2. Principles Of Planning
3. Structural Planning And Designing
4. Slabs
5. Beams
6. Columns
7. Foundation
Presentation on Foundation
This presentation covers following topics
1) What is foundation?
2) Types of foundations along with brief overview of each of them which include
a) Shallow Foundation which is further classified into
i. Spread Footing
ii. Raft Foundation
iii. Compensated Foundation
b) Deep Foundation which is further classified into
This presentation covers following topics
1) What is foundation?
2) Types of foundations along with brief overview of each of them which include
2) Types of foundations along with brief overview of each of them which include
a) Shallow Foundation which is further classified into
i. Spread Footing
ii. Raft Foundation
iii. Compensated Foundation
ii. Raft Foundation
iii. Compensated Foundation
b) Deep Foundation which is further classified into
Project Management Skills Presentation
Introduction to Project Management
To understand the project Life Cycle
1. Project Planning
2. W B S
3. Project Scheduling
4. Project Control
To apply tools and technique’s
Gantt chart /& Mail stone chart CPM
PERT & Probabilistic Activity Times
Project Crashing and Time-Cost Trade-off
Describe how CPM / PERT have developed and merged together to provide a useful technique for managing projects.
Introduction to Project Management
To understand the project Life Cycle
1. Project Planning
2. W B S
3. Project Scheduling
4. Project Control
1. Project Planning
2. W B S
3. Project Scheduling
4. Project Control
To apply tools and technique’s
Gantt chart /& Mail stone chart CPM
PERT & Probabilistic Activity Times
Project Crashing and Time-Cost Trade-off
Describe how CPM / PERT have developed and merged together to provide a useful technique for managing projects.
Gantt chart /& Mail stone chart CPM
PERT & Probabilistic Activity Times
Project Crashing and Time-Cost Trade-off
Describe how CPM / PERT have developed and merged together to provide a useful technique for managing projects.
Presentation on Reinforcing Detailing Of R.C.C Members
WHO IS AN ENGINEER?
According to USA President Herbert Hoover, who was an engineer before he became a politician, said:
The great liability of the engineer …compared to men of other professions……is that his works are out in the open where all can see them.
His acts …..step by step …are in hard substances.
He cannot bury his mistakes in the grave like the DOCTORS.
He cannot argue them into thin air…..or blame the judge…..like the LAWYERS.
He cannot, like the ARCHITECT, cover his figures with trees and vines.
He cannot, like the politicians, screen his shortcomings by blaming his opponents….and hope the people will forget. The ENGINEER simply cannot deny he did it.
If his works do not work……he is damned.
WHO IS AN ENGINEER?
According to USA President Herbert Hoover, who was an engineer before he became a politician, said:
The great liability of the engineer …compared to men of other professions……is that his works are out in the open where all can see them.
His acts …..step by step …are in hard substances.
He cannot bury his mistakes in the grave like the DOCTORS.
He cannot argue them into thin air…..or blame the judge…..like the LAWYERS.
He cannot, like the ARCHITECT, cover his figures with trees and vines.
He cannot, like the politicians, screen his shortcomings by blaming his opponents….and hope the people will forget. The ENGINEER simply cannot deny he did it.
If his works do not work……he is damned.
The great liability of the engineer …compared to men of other professions……is that his works are out in the open where all can see them.
His acts …..step by step …are in hard substances.
He cannot bury his mistakes in the grave like the DOCTORS.
He cannot argue them into thin air…..or blame the judge…..like the LAWYERS.
He cannot, like the ARCHITECT, cover his figures with trees and vines.
He cannot, like the politicians, screen his shortcomings by blaming his opponents….and hope the people will forget. The ENGINEER simply cannot deny he did it.
If his works do not work……he is damned.
Seismic Disaster Mitigation
An approach on how to counter the damages caused by the earthquake in high risk areas of Pakistan.
Abstract
An applied study on different types of construction techniques in order to make a structure complaint and be able to withstand lateral forces lateral forces.
Magnitude and intensity of Seismic Waves depends upon the Earth quake, which in turn depends upon the origin of depth.
An approach on how to counter the damages caused by the earthquake in high risk areas of Pakistan.
Abstract
An applied study on different types of construction techniques in order to make a structure complaint and be able to withstand lateral forces lateral forces.
An applied study on different types of construction techniques in order to make a structure complaint and be able to withstand lateral forces lateral forces.
Magnitude and intensity of Seismic Waves depends upon the Earth quake, which in turn depends upon the origin of depth.
NDT Test
Non Destructive Tests (NDT) which are conducted on Concrete. Non Destructive tests are very useful and are gaining wide spread popularity because in these tests, the test sample or structure is not damaged.
Non Destructive Tests (NDT) which are conducted on Concrete. Non Destructive tests are very useful and are gaining wide spread popularity because in these tests, the test sample or structure is not damaged.
Presentation On Flyash
The details about how a waste product – flyash can be used in many civil engineering works. This not only will help in reducing the cost but will also provide a much cleaner and healthier environment.
The details about how a waste product – flyash can be used in many civil engineering works. This not only will help in reducing the cost but will also provide a much cleaner and healthier environment.
Presentation on Earthquake
Earthquake Details
- About 90 per cent earthquakes result from tectonic plate movements
- Rest can be related to volcanic activities, collapse of subterranean cavities or man made effects such as nuclear explosions
- Tectonic earthquakes are triggered when accumulated strain exceeds shearing strength of rocks
Indian Scenario
- Himalayas one of the most tectonically active
- Major strain due to collision is distributed along Himalayas
- Rest is distributed northwards in a wide area from Tibetan plateau to Pamirs
- The push from the north Asian side resulted in compression producing gigantic thrusts
Earthquake Details
- About 90 per cent earthquakes result from tectonic plate movements
- Rest can be related to volcanic activities, collapse of subterranean cavities or man made effects such as nuclear explosions
- Tectonic earthquakes are triggered when accumulated strain exceeds shearing strength of rocks
Indian Scenario
- Himalayas one of the most tectonically active
- Major strain due to collision is distributed along Himalayas
- Rest is distributed northwards in a wide area from Tibetan plateau to Pamirs
- The push from the north Asian side resulted in compression producing gigantic thrusts
Facts About Construction In India
# Sardar Sarovar Dam being executed by the group is the third largest in the world for volume of chilled concrete to be placed -nearly 7 million cum.
# Indira Sagar a 1000 MW Power house is the second largest surface power house in the country.
# Nathpa Jhakri a 1500 MW Power House is the largest underground power house in India.
# Tehri Dam is the third tallest rockfill dam in the world, and the largest in Asia invloving placement of over 25 million cum of all types of fill material.
# Baglihar Hydroelectric project involved construction of 30km of project road along with three bridges.
# Brahmaputra Guide Bund completed in a record time of 7 months.
# Baspa-II and Chamera-II projects involved continuous concrete shuttering for tunnel lining which is used for the first time in the country.
# Teesta V project has been provided with Jet Grouting curtain is being provided below the coffer dams for the first time in India.
# Alimineti Madhva Reddy Irrigation project is the longest underground face to face tunnel in the world.
# Sardar Sarovar Dam being executed by the group is the third largest in the world for volume of chilled concrete to be placed -nearly 7 million cum.
# Indira Sagar a 1000 MW Power house is the second largest surface power house in the country.
# Nathpa Jhakri a 1500 MW Power House is the largest underground power house in India.
# Tehri Dam is the third tallest rockfill dam in the world, and the largest in Asia invloving placement of over 25 million cum of all types of fill material.
# Baglihar Hydroelectric project involved construction of 30km of project road along with three bridges.
# Brahmaputra Guide Bund completed in a record time of 7 months.
# Baspa-II and Chamera-II projects involved continuous concrete shuttering for tunnel lining which is used for the first time in the country.
# Teesta V project has been provided with Jet Grouting curtain is being provided below the coffer dams for the first time in India.
# Alimineti Madhva Reddy Irrigation project is the longest underground face to face tunnel in the world.
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